Thursday, April 15, 2004

Who Says Appeasement Doesn't Work?

bin Laden is back and offering a truce to Europe.

"I announce a truce with the European countries that do not attack Muslim countries"

I'm sold. Let's move everyone out.

You mean Iraq still isn't rebuilt? Too bad, bin Laden wants us out.

We don't negotiate with terrorists? Well, this is too good to be true. We can't have bin Laden on us forever, so we'll negotiate (cough cough obey orders cough cough) just this one time, and it will never happen again.